So welcome back to Marcus Blog. As I sit here and watch Arthur (Yes the cartoon so what), I figured I would do a possible list on who should replace Oprah when she retires from her show. Unless she pulls a Jay Z and comes back. This is in no particular order.
- Snoop Dogg
The late night show didn’t work so picture Snoop showing us different ways to celebrate the holidays. Even better, picture Snoop Dogg having a book club. I’m just saying, this picture alone should be the perfect advertising for his talk show. Blow Ellen and Tyra out of the water with a cloud of smoke. Look at this picture, he would have the male and female demographic.
- Barry Bonds
This picture alone should be enough but I will explain more. I believe his performance would enhance the way we watch TV. He would inject power into that show.
- Andre 3000
The Outkast member would bring Stankonia to the world. There would be a tons of fashion shows, good music and random things all during the show. It would be like this……
or
Ok. I’m starting to draw a blank…….If you have anymore suggestions, leave a comment.
Next topic: Nas and Kelis
Nas was ordered to pay $51,101 a month in spousal and child support to ex-wife Kelis. Damn, that is one expensive milkshake.
Kelis did just sign a deal with Interscope to try and make a comeback.
Next: Quick hits
Brandy (The R&B singer and Moesha star) will be a rapper going under the name Bran Nu on Timbaland’s new album “Shock Value II” She was over my house last week and we decided to do this video. Check It Out
I did that painting behind her. She was so cool. She made me Ramen Noodles. We watched Moesha and she gave me good commentary. Then we watched For The Love Of Ray J 2. It was a good time. I found out she’s a big fan of Beer Pong.
Who’s going to watch The Jackson’s reality show? I’ll explain the show for you right now. Tito and Marlon fight about who can smack Jackie first while Jermaine spends money and talks to the media. The End. If Joe tells someone to go cut him a switch, I think I will laugh myself to sleep
Jay Z invited me to his birthday party in the Dominican Republic but I turned it down. I went to a family function.
Did anybody care that Mr. T plays World of Warcraft?
Last: Infomercial Gone Wrong
“Trust me, your gonna love my nuts!”……Priceless promotions
Jam Of The Week – Young Money “Bedrock”
Bonus Track
Birdman feat Drake and Lil Wayne “4 My Town”
Aight. Stay Tuned for part 2
Marcus AG
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