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The Day Doc Holliday Became A Lil Wayne Fan (23 Lil Wayne Mixtapes)

Doc Holliday July 28, 2011 Doc Holliday Blog, Featured, Mixtapes 2 Comments

Jim Ross: So today i’m here at the album release for the new Lil Wayne project I Am Not A Human Being. How I even ended up at this event when I used to do commentary for classic wrestling matches I have no fucking clue, but it pays the bills…shout out to my agent. We’ve got thousands of screaming fans wearing tight ass jeans with bag ass sneakers…that really can’t be good for procreation. We’ve got thousands of girls well beyond they’re teens looking like Barbies…with bright ass colors and weird ass clothes on, their definitely giving me a de-erection…WAIT A SECOND!!! WHAT’S THAT SOUND!!! OH MY GOD!!! IT’S DOC HOLLIDAY’S MUSIC!!! AND HE’S WEARING A FREE WEEZY SHIRT!!!

***struts***

Doc Holliday: Jim Ross, what’s good homie.

Jim Ross: Ain’t shit Doc..how you been?

Doc Holliday: Same shit different flies…it’s been a minute homie.

Jim Ross: Yeah man I think the last I saw you was when….

Jim Ross and Doc Holliday: WHEN WE RAN TRIZTHANIEL ON THEM BITCHES…LOL ***fist pound***

Doc Holliday: Crazy night

Jim Ross: So Doc what’s bring you out here on this Monday…to a Lil Wayne Release Party at that? I thought mixtape mondays was dead too?

Doc Holliday: I just wanted to come out and just show my support and drop off some mixtapes for the fans, because that’s what it’s all about. Mixtape Mondays is dead though and I think my issues are dead with Lil Wayne as well…I mean why else would I be wearing this Free Weezy shirt.

Jim Ross: Quite frankly Doc i’m surprised man…I know you have been doing a lot of growing, but you really hated Lil Wayne at one point right??? Now you wearing a Free Weezy shirt and dropping off all these mixtapes???

Doc Holliday: Well as you know Ross I love music, you see the joints I be sending you. For awhile, I always felt like Lil Wayne got a lot of recognition and accolodaes for being the Best Rapper and shit, but to me he never really was. I just felt like a lot of people we’re dick riding and overlooking a lot of great rappers as well. I still don’t feel like he’s the best, but I don’t really hate him anymore. He’s probably one of more talented mainstream artist, but you know me, Ross, I don’t really just fuck with just that mainstream shit. I still know a bunch of niggas that would body him, but homie be doing his thing. He’s witty and one of the hardest working rappers in the game…I mean just look at all these mixtapes.

Jim Ross: So it really sounds like a lot of the hate is gone.

Doc Holliday: Yeah man this is a new Doc. Plus all those underground niggas I fuck with are probably never going to blow up like Lil Wayne and i’m not sure if I would really want to them especially if that means selling out. Of course, I want them niggas to get they money, at the end of the day this is a business. A lot of times we want our favorite artists to succeed on our terms and when other artists that we don’t deem worthy become successful we lash out at them, which is what I was doing and that’s bitch shit. Furthermore, if our favorite artist does a song with the Lil Waynes or the Waka Flakas of the world we are quick to call them a sellout when they are just trying to make a living and feed their families. It’s a lose lose situation a lot of times, and as the music industry gets more and more fucked up, it becomes more and more difficult for the music a lot of people like myself love. So I had no problem seeing Fashawn on a song with Lil Wayne because I figured it would probably bring out the best in him and expand his fanbase.

Jim Ross: What was kinda the turning point for you?

Doc Holliday: I don’t know, because for a long time I really hated Lil Wayne and i’m not one of them dudes that just hates. I always like to give people the benefit of the doubt. So i’ve actually have heard a lot of Lil Wayne music, he used to be on Big Mike mixtapes all the time, shit really like every mixtape for awhile. Around that time I really thought he had dumbed down his flow and lyrics, I mean some of his punchlines were cringeworthy to me. I felt like he ruined every song he was on, but yet he kept getting features. I just felt like he had all this momentum behind him and in the music industry when something gets momentum or gets hot people start running it into the ground. I even tried to listen to No Ceilings and Tha Carter III…couldn’t finish them shits. When I Am Not A Human Being dropped I figured I would give that shit a listen…

Jim Ross: Wait you bought that from iTunes???

Doc Holliday: FUCK NO!!! You know how I get down Ross and you know I don’t fuck with iTunes. I listened to it and I actually really liked it though…everything kinda started making sense. I starting going back and listening to all of these Lil Wayne mixtapes that I had grabbed for a friend ever since. I can’t wait for him to get home now no homo, hence the Free Weezy shirt.

Jim Ross: WOW!!! Just an amazing turn of events!!!

Doc Holliday: But wait there’s more. ***stands up***

Jim Ross: Doc you really have myself and the fans in a frenzy!!! This is beautiful moment in Hip Hop. ***crowd goes wild***

***Hits Jim Ross with a steel chair as the crowd gasped in horror***

***Rips off the Free Weezy shirt to reveal a Fuck Weezy NO HOMO shirt, several fans start crying***

Doc Holliday: FUCK WEEZY!!! FUCK YOUNG MONEY!!! FUCK DRAKE!!! FUCK NICKI MINAJ!!! FUCK THAT LITTLE NIGGA!!! FUCK YOU TIGHT JEAN, BIG SNEAKER WEARING FANS!!! FUCK YOU BITCHES THAT BE DRESSING LIKE BARBIES!!! WEAR SOME REGULAR FUCKING CLOTHES!!! THAT SHIT IS NOT SEXY!!! IT GIVES ME A FUCKING DE-ERECTION!!! I AIN’T LISTEN TO THE NEW ALBUM NOR WILL I LISTEN TO THE NEXT ALBUM OR THE NEXT MIXTAPE!!! FUCK FREE WEEZY SHIRTS!!! FUCK FREE RANDOM NIGGA CAMPAIGNS IN GENERAL!!! RAPPERS NEED TO STAY THE FUCK OUT OF JAIL AND STOP DOING STUPID SHIT!!! FUCK YOU IF YOU EVER SAID LIL WAYNE WAS GREATEST RAPPER ALIVE OR THE GREATEST OF ALL TIME!!! I DON’T LIKE LIL WAYNE’S MUSIC AND I PROBABLY NEVER WILL BUT I RESPECT THAT NIGGA!!! SORT OF!!! SO HERE’S THESE FUCKING MIXTAPES!!! I HOPE YOU WEREN’T EXPECTING TRACK LISTINGS!!! SEE YOU WHEN YOU GET HOME NIGGA, UNTIL THEN LOCK YOUR ASS!!!