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My homeboy Dre is a starving artist who had his creative mind working and did a short 1 page comic based on the Michael Jackson video.

Now, I want to share it with yall.

Feedback would be great.

And A New Marcus Blog Is Coming……The Next One Will Be Something because Im gonna trash at least one person.

Tomorrow (Wednesday) Is The Release Of The New Mixtape By Loose & PT!!!!!
OFFICIAL CO-SIGN!!!

Go get it and get DJ NoPhrillz iMix Volume 9

http://officialstreetradio.com/2010/03/01/imix-v9-exclusive-edition/

New Law Would Ban Marriages Between People Who Don’t Love Each Other

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So Valentine’s Day is here. I completely forgot. I’ve been watching All Star Weekend. But I do wanna give a shoutout to all the ladies out there. I got some gifts for yall.

Or if your looking for some sentimental stuff

Females dont realize that this day is so stressful for us men.

These girls think we are

But most guys are thinking this

When guys are looking for a girl like this

(Not Khia but an attractive female that thinks like that) Khia! Ewwwwww!!!!!!!

FYI: She’s planning to make a comeback. Now all together now. HA!!!!!!!! (I’m just kiding….i dont really care.)

But here’s how me and my special lady spent Valentine’s Day

Happy Valentine’s Day J.T.

New Marcus Blog coming soon!!!
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Biden Criticized For Appearing In Hennessy Ads

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DEA Recruits Lil Wayne To Use Up All Drugs In Mexico

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VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

Aziz Ansari is a hilarious comedian. If you can find his Comedy Central Special, watch it twice. Very fun. Here he is on Jimmy Kimmel

Upcoming Movie Alert!!!!
Hot Tub Time Machine

Jodie has no clue about the Jersey Shore so i’m going to hook her up with a crash course in Jersey Shore

Fist Pumping and Beating Up The Beat

Mike “The Situation”

Snooki

Besides all that…….It is crazy.

Whats up everybody???!!!!

I know I’ve been gone for awhile. My niece took my laptop and wanted to see if it could slide down the steps. I didn’t hit her for breaking my laptop but I thought about it. I took her Disney movie’s and replaced it with the bootleg copy of Soul Plane. That will teach her a lesson.

But anyway, I got it back now so its time to start blogging. Thanks to official street radio for the big Christmas bonus. I bought two packs of Spearmint gum. (Big O took a pack and a half.)

Before I go to the main topic, lets go over some quick hits!

Saints vs Colts in the Super Bowl. I’m picking the Saints
Reggie Bush needs to know that Kim Kardashian doesn’t like second place.
If the Saints lose, Kim give me a call.

Shoutout to my good friend, Serena. She has a fashion blog that is a great read. So I want everybody to check it out. loudpinkserenity.blogspot.com
She is also a contributor here www.lowefactor.com/blog/

Lets put an end to dumb rumors of celebrities dying!!!!! It floods my twitter account.

Is it just me or does anybody else believe that MIMS telling people why he was hot was a little premature?

Mystikal is free! Lets get No Limit back together! Then Roc-A-Fella! Then Shaq and Kobe? Nas and Kelis?

Lil Wayne has 6 music videos lined up. We wont even know that he’s gone.

Big Shoutout to Nate Dogg who is in therapy after 2 strokes. I wish you a strong recovery.

Did anybody else see the Pregame show before the NFC Championship game? They interviewed Brett Favre and he talked about how he slaps ass. Look at this picture from last year.

I’m back on the radio airwaves too. Tune in every weekday morning from 8am – 11am to hear me play music and talk very little unless I have guest, then we can talk about whatever.
Check it out at www.wexpradio.com
Hopefully the FCC wont shut me down, sometimes we can get racy!!!

Do you ever sit back and think…….Right now Diddy just made $500,000 and he’s in the studio trying to figure out whats better KFC or Popeyes!!!! I pick KFC……whats your choice?

Here’s a Rick Ross video

Don’t think because I put Rick Ross video after a chicken question that im making fun of his weight.

I just stole my sister’s Atari……….Its On!!!!

The Boondocks are coming soon!!!!

REALITY TV – The End Is Near
As some may know, I am a big fan of Reality TV. The Real Worlds, The Jersey Shore, For The Love Of Ray J, Bad Girls Club, etc. But recently I found out that BET, the network that has brought you Monica: Still Standing, Tiny and Toya and blah blah blah, is ready to show a Michael Vick Reality Show!

The Teaser Trailer

How It Should Be

Now I’ve sat around and let reality shows blow up and become the monster it is now. (Check Fantasia’s Show or Let’s Talk About Pep) You know who’s fault this is………..Its not us, its Flavor Flav!!!

Only a person with pure evil inside of them can do what he does. We must stop this evil force before he takes over the world. Check out his last video.

Now if you didnt throw up, congrats. If you did throw, I totally understand. Flav here’s some advice……FIRE EVERYONE AROUND YOU!!!!!

This video is worse than “2 Girls, 1 Cup”
(If you don’t know what I’m talking about, look it up.)

Jam Of The Week
Amerie featuring Fabolous
“More Than Love”

Aight, That’s it for this blog post. I’m gonna do another right now. So your getting two posts in one day.
Its A Celebration Bitches!!!!!!

Marcus
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Thanks to AllHipHop.com, Illseed.com and TMZ.com

As new women come out to tell about their affairs with Tiger Woods (even porn stars!!!), there is now text messages that were released between Tiger and Jaimee Grubb

Tiger: Hey Sexy I can’t come out this week. Something came up family wise (July 20, 3:04 p.m.)
Jaimee: That’s okay I hope everything is fine … would have liked to see you
Tiger: We will make it happen
Jaimee: I drove out for the night to surprise a friend with a present for there birthday (July 26, 11: 22 p.m.)
Tiger: what kind of present your naked body
Jaimee: haha no a watch I slept alone
Tiger: alone with him that is
Jaimee: haha I wish
Jaimee: miss u (Sept. 27, 6:38 p.m.)
Tiger: now that’s hot so who is your new boy toy
Jaimee: no new boy toy … still running dry… been on 2 real dates in the pat 2 months
Tiger: I need you
Jaimee: then get your tight ass over here and visit me! I need u
Tiger: I will wear you out soon
Jaimee: how soon? I got a new piercing
Tiger: really. Where
Jaimee: I just sent u a pic of it … is on my cheek below my eye … implanted a little diamond
Tiger: send it again. I didn’t pick up on that
Tiger: you just need some attention from me
Tiger: do you have a boy friend (8:45 p.m.)
Jaimee: I don’t even have someone I am dating … no … u can be my boyfriend
Tiger: then I am
Jaimee: I wish
Tiger: quiet and secretively we will always be together
Tiger: when was the last time you got laid
Jaimee: if we hang out on a Sundway we can watch desperate houswives again haha (Sept. 30, 3:38 p.m.)
Tiger: oh god
Jaimee: take a break from watching boring old golf
Jaimee: I mean the amazing sport of golf
Jaimee: [more than an hour later] babe I was kidding
Tiger: I know sexy
Jaimee: is it orange county time yet? (Oct. 1, 6:06 p.m.)
Tiger: oh stop
Jaimee: hahaha I know … but you canceled on me last time so the anticipation is killing me … im finding myself watching sports center … haha j/k it isn’t that bad
Tiger: its never been that bad
Jaimee: very true … I only watch football
Tiger: Figured you would say that. Big black guys.
Jaimee: u are my first, last and only black guy! U should feel special
Tiger: why do I not believe that?
Tiger: [later, in response to Jaimee's mention of a date who was "full of himself"] you kinda like that for some reason which is weird why you decided on me.
Tiger: having an asian mother and a military father you cannot and will not ever be full of yourself
Jaimee: I have fun with u, you always make me smile and I am not afraid to be myself or say anything to u … the day I met u I thought u were going to kick me out a few times but for someone reason you didn’t and u have told me numerous times I talk to much but slowly as I get to know u iI think your absolutely amazing
Tiger: you are wrong I’m bone thugs in harmon
Jaimee: Something wrong babe?I was excited to sepnd time with u this week (Oct. 15, 6:40 p.m.)
Tiger: I will you Sunda night. Its the only night in which I am totally free but I have to leave at 530 Monday morning to drive up to the valley for an outing for one of my sponsors. See you at 8 pm on Sunday in newport
Tiger: don’t text me back till tomorrow morning. I have to many people around me right now
Tiger: send me something very naughty (Oct. 18, 3:40 p.m.)
Jaimee: some things are worth waiting for lol … besides im at work
Tiger: go to the bathroom and take it
Jaimee: haha ur too much
Jaimee: are u leaving me cause your wife is still in newport I am lonely now … i like falling asleep in your arms (Oct. 18, 11:38 p.m.)
Tiger: sorry baby I just can’t sleep. Its just a problem I have.
Tiger: she is not here. They left this morning
Jaimee: well I appreciate you not wanting to wake me up but if y couldn’t sleep I would have rather sat up and talked to u more … find out why I keep falling more and more for u
Tiger: Because I’m blasian
Tiger: I’m sorry babe. Im already home.
Jaimee: I’m putting my underwear back on … thats a no no … come take them off
Tiger: you are too funny
Tiger: happy thanksgiving to you (Nov. 26, 11:16 a.m.)
Jaimee: u too love

Blasian brothers unite!!!!
Did you think you would ever see a text message from Tiger Woods that said “Send me something naughty”? Who would you do if you got that message from him.

This is probably his ringtone….

or

Bonus Video
LMFAO feat Lil Jon “Shots”

So welcome back to Marcus Blog. As I sit here and watch Arthur (Yes the cartoon so what), I figured I would do a possible list on who should replace Oprah when she retires from her show. Unless she pulls a Jay Z and comes back. This is in no particular order.

- Snoop Dogg

The late night show didn’t work so picture Snoop showing us different ways to celebrate the holidays. Even better, picture Snoop Dogg having a book club. I’m just saying, this picture alone should be the perfect advertising for his talk show. Blow Ellen and Tyra out of the water with a cloud of smoke. Look at this picture, he would have the male and female demographic.

- Barry Bonds

This picture alone should be enough but I will explain more. I believe his performance would enhance the way we watch TV. He would inject power into that show.

- Andre 3000

The Outkast member would bring Stankonia to the world. There would be a tons of fashion shows, good music and random things all during the show. It would be like this……

or

Ok. I’m starting to draw a blank…….If you have anymore suggestions, leave a comment.

Next topic: Nas and Kelis

Nas was ordered to pay $51,101 a month in spousal and child support to ex-wife Kelis. Damn, that is one expensive milkshake.

Kelis did just sign a deal with Interscope to try and make a comeback.

Next: Quick hits

Brandy (The R&B singer and Moesha star) will be a rapper going under the name Bran Nu on Timbaland’s new album “Shock Value II” She was over my house last week and we decided to do this video. Check It Out

I did that painting behind her. She was so cool. She made me Ramen Noodles. We watched Moesha and she gave me good commentary. Then we watched For The Love Of Ray J 2. It was a good time. I found out she’s a big fan of Beer Pong.

Who’s going to watch The Jackson’s reality show? I’ll explain the show for you right now. Tito and Marlon fight about who can smack Jackie first while Jermaine spends money and talks to the media. The End. If Joe tells someone to go cut him a switch, I think I will laugh myself to sleep

Jay Z invited me to his birthday party in the Dominican Republic but I turned it down. I went to a family function.

Did anybody care that Mr. T plays World of Warcraft?

Last: Infomercial Gone Wrong

“Trust me, your gonna love my nuts!”……Priceless promotions

Jam Of The Week – Young Money “Bedrock”

Bonus Track
Birdman feat Drake and Lil Wayne “4 My Town”

Aight. Stay Tuned for part 2
Marcus AG
*Beat Me If You Can, Survive If I Let You*

So after a brief hiatus, I’m back with a vengeance. I know everybody enjoyed their Thanksgiving. I know I did, we had a family food fight. It was all good until I hit my niece with a chicken bone. It was her fault for throwing something, she knew the consequences for her actions. No mercy!!! But anyway, Im sitting here recently watching MTV Jams and I see Rick Ross performing at Spring Break. Now that shouldn’t be an issue but it was because I was traumatized after seeing this……

I know. Insane. You know what else is insane? This…….

Here’s my problem (Let me make this clear. I”m not knocking their music……I don’t care for their music right now.)

My problem is that they have their breasts are exposed and no body complains but on a February night in 2004, a so-called  “nationwide crime” was committed when Janet Jackson’s nipple made a brief appearance during the Super Bowl Halftime Show

Now my question, I present to you guys…….Why is ok for Rick Ross and Fat Joe’s nips to be out in the open with no problem and Janet’s nip flies out and the censors lose their mind? I propose that all nipples should hang out unblurred for the whole world to see. No matter what…..Male or Female. I’ve never been so confused since the last time I saw a picture of Sammy Sosa

Next topic……..Pleasure P – Child Molester???

When I first read about this story I was shocked because it was so random. I didn’t care that much about him when he was with Pretty Ricky and his solo projects. I did hear he was nominated for 3 grammy awards. Im not going to get into detail until I get the full info but the accusations are serious as hell.

On to the next one……..Allen Iverson is back with the Sixers

If you havent heard Philadelphia fans have a huge smile on their face because the former star who carried the Sixers all the way to the finals (Who remember’s “Beat L.A.”?) has re-signed with the Sixers for the rest of the season. ‘m gonna be honest, I turned my back on the Sixers when Iverson left 3 years ago. I’m going to keep my eye on them but I’m not ready to just back on that bandwagon.

While we wait to see how the Sixers do this season with Number 3, let’s go back in time and listen to the Allen Iverson as a rapper named Jewelz in the classic “40 Bars”

More Philadelphia Talk – Freeway Speaks About Beans/Jay Z

Check Out His New Song “Love Is Battlefield”

Freeway’s Next Release “The Stimulus Package” is coming in February and I cant wait.

Shoutout to My Homie Kontak representing Vancouver

He’s working with alot of talent from Canada on his new project called “Illuminati”

www.myspace.com/thedonkon

Check him out and listen to a preview now. AG Music Group!!!!!!!

Where Are They Now????? Smilez and Southstar

Smilez and Southstar – hip hop duo based in Orlando, Florida. They had a Top 40 hit with the song “Tell Me” in late 2002.Their music has been played on stations nationwide and their videos have appeared on MTV and BET

Jam Of The Week

Because its been two weeks since I posted a blog, I’m going to drop two jams of the week this week.

Snoop Dogg ” I Wanna Rock”

Clipse feat Cam’ron “Popular Demand (Popeyes)”

Aight. Its 2am. I’m gonna finish catching up on “For The Love Of Ray J 2″

Maybe I’ll do another one tomorrow depends on what happens over night

Marcus aka Money Mark (according to DJ NoPhrillz lol. I like it)

AG *Beat Me If You Can, Survive If I Let You*

Uh….Lets see, heres a run down about me. Official Street Radio has given me the opportunity to post whatever I want on their website and they gave me NO RESTRICTIONS!!!!!

I really dont know where to start. I guess I’ll tell you alittle about myself. Im Marcus…..im the shit. Case closed. LOL

Get ready to have random posts on here. Rants and all that crap.

Heres my first video Kitten Mittons

Beat Me If You Can, Survive If I Let You

AG