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Marcus Blog

MarcusWhen I was a kid, when I was a little boy, I always wanted to be a dinosaur, I wanted to be a Tyrannosaurus Rex more than anything in the world, I made my arms short and I roamed the back yard, I chased the neighborhood cats, I growled and I roared, everybody knew me and was afraid of me, and one day my dad said “Marcus you are 17, it’s time to throw childish things aside” and I said “OK Pop”, but he didn’t really say that he said that “Stop being a fucking dinosaur and get a job”.

Doc Holliday

Doc Holliday Blog

Doc here! My life is like a movie and i’m all about havin’ fun. You know, get a couple cocktails in me, start a fire in someone’s kitchen. Maybe go to SeaWorld, take my pants off. Anyway, i’m kinda known for my catch phrase WHAMMY! As in Gene Tenace at the plate…iiittt WHAMMY! WHAMMY! I also know a little bit about music too, can’t forget that.

CL The Fly Guy