So i was wrestling down in Mexico this weekend and somebody tried to take my mask off.
I handled that.

Advice for the future. Dont fuck with my mask!!!!!

Before I throw that Nicki Minaj video at you. Heres some comedy first. (Dont hate me, Its coming up!!!)

It looks just like Kat Stacks lmao

Now heres the video that you wanted.
Nicki Minaj smacking the ass of a female during a booty shaking contest.
Enjoy!

More to come
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Its Chill Moody Week and Marcus Blog is making sure you know it dammit!!!!
He just released this new track called “Purple Tape Shit”.
Sit back and enjoy.

Follow him on twitter @ChillMoody
Go to www.Chillmoody.com and check out his music & they got some nice t-shirts.

Shoutout to E.S.T

More blogging coming today!!!

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Check this video out, I know i’ve posted it before but its so good, I had to post it again.
Enjoy

VH1 Reality Show Bus Crashes In California Causing Major Slut Spill

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Best Congress Meeting Ever!!!!!
Check out a couple of congressmen doing their best to get some breakfast after 3am.

Congressmen Submit Emergency 3 AM Bill Demanding IHOP Stay Open All Night

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I knew google was evil but this is just wrong. Check this out. The New Google Phone.

New Google Phone Service Whispers Targeted Ads Directly Into Users’ Ears

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This topic will definitely have mothers all over the world talking!!!! Unite!!!!!!

Advocacy Group: Mothers Have Right To Expose Milk-Engorged Breasts In Public

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Check out The White House Staff having alittle fun at their annual dinner with President Obama hanging out

Live Feed: Obama Attends The White House Maintenance Staff Annual Dinner

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Just dropped two blogs today on to the third one. Now its raining! i got on shorts. Fuck my life.

Anyway. Hope everybody enjoyed their Memorial Day Weekend. Shoutout to the Troops. Salute!

The Kat “Smacks” Saga
So if you dont know Kat Stacks, ill give you a brief recap. She is the 2010 Superhead. Now when shes not blasting rappers phone numbers on youtube, she is talking about who she had sex with and her upcoming book deal. Now recent this video was released.

I do not condone smacking females. NO MATTER WHAT!!!! Its wrong!!!
But you knew this was gonna happen eventually. She was talking way too much about people.

She was on twitter after the incident and she believes that Fabolous and Bow Wow were the cause of this smackdown. Allegedly thats Fabolous’ brother rapper Paul Cain in the video smacking her.
The Twitter posts
“yes its true @myfabolouslife sent people today to smack me up at the bar & they stole my phone & recorded it. i dare yall to blast it.”

” got my ass wooped? it was 2 niggas yelling @myfabolouslife & @bowwow name … im a female u got 2 n*ggas to hit me LOL lame.”

“i have no marks on my face .. they are lame”

More Kat Stacks….. Why? Because its raining. Everyone will suffer!

This is the alleged Kat Stacks plan. Did she really say she was gonna set up The Game? Why? He cant go any lower than Belly 2

And Im done with Kat Stacks

Vibe is gonna be hot this summer

Erykah Badu is getting buck naked again (no cops this time) for the Vibe magazine cover.

Live Nation contest with Erykah Badu

Enter to win this awesome Erykah Badu prize pack on our Twitter page: twitter.com/livenationphila

Erykah Badu – Window Seat (Dedicated to Assclown)

Random News
Eve is working with Akon. PSP!!!

Lloyd Banks is headed to Def Jam!

Allen Iverson and Lisa Raye are dating. This would have been news 10 years ago when A.I. was the Sixers star and Players Club came out.

50 Cent has slimmed down to 15 Cent for a movie role. He is playing a cancer patient. If he wins an Oscar, everybody quit!!!!

Jam Of The Week
Joell Ortiz feat Jim Jones – Nissan, Honda, Chevy

Joell Ortiz is hilarious

The Rain Cleared Up!!!! Im out!!!

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R.I.P Gary Coleman

If you dont know who Gary Coleman is, you’ve been living under a rock or under the age of 12. But Gary Coleman was an actor who’s biggest role was as Arnold on the sitcom Different Stokes. After the show ended, he took a horrible downward spiral with very little (no pun intended) acting roles which lead to the actor getting into trouble with the law. Gary Coleman passed away this week and on Marcus Blog we will not remember him for all the crazy and weird things but we will remember him for his entertaining antics on Different Strokes. R.I.P

R.I.P Dennis Hopper

Dennis Hopper was an American actor, filmmaker and artist. He directed and starred in Easy Rider (1969), winning an award at the Cannes Film Festival and was nominated for an Academy Award for Best Original Screenplay as co-writer. “With its portrait of counterculture heroes raising their middle fingers to the uptight middle-class hypocrisies, Easy Rider became the cinematic symbol of the 1960s, a celluloid anthem to freedom, macho bravado and anti-establishment rebellion. He also played the villain in Speed (1994). Hopper’s later work included a leading role in the television series Crash. R.I.P

More Marcus Blog in a minute.

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This guy finds out that his girlfriend is cheating and he doesnt take it too well.
Hilarious
Enjoy

More Marcus Blog On The Way

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Do you have alot of time to kill? Do you have like 5mins you are willing to throw away? Read this story about Tila Tequila and Amber Rose. Presented by Tila Tequila.

*Marcus Blog Disclaimer – If your head explodes or take a spoon to your eye, i’m sorry*

Lemme tell ya’ll a funny story about Miss Tila and Miss Amber Rose! A long time ago, I would say around last Summer, when Miss Rose was all over the press as Kanananazeezzyyzyzyyy’s boo and I must admit, just like everyone else, I had a MADDDD HUGE CRUSH ON AMBER!!! So one day last Summer at P. Diddy’s Annual White Party, I went there and I saw my dream girl… Miss Amber Rose! Ohhhhhhhhhhh Snap son!!!!! I’m about to goooooooo innnnnnnnnnnnnn, in a good way, of course! LOL I was thinking to myself “I’m about to do some cock-blockin on Kanananazzeyezzyyy and steal my Wifey Amber from him!” LMAO
So I was being a little cute stalker and Miss Amber Rose was by the restrooms, so I walked up in there to get as close as I can to that fine ASSSSS of hers (me want to touch the hiney! lol) and then I said to her “ohh Miss Amber Rose! You fine as hellll mama! May I take a picture with you????”
and of course with her thick Philly accent she said “yea fasho!” LOL *Heart Melts*
OK so fast forward a little bit more, we swapped numbers and kept in touch and chatted every once ina while! I was ALWAYS hollarin at her on BBM! LOL I would be like “Damn girl, when u gonna sit on my face??? Let’s make a sex tape together I wanna tap that ass so bad!” hahahaha! No I swear, I really said these things to her!
She was a good sport tho and would be laughing her ass off and be like “hahahaa girl you crazy witcha bad self!”
But I was not gonna give up on tappin that fine ass! Kanaanananeyeyzoyyyeeeezzyy who?? sorry dude… but that’s my chick! LMAO! *Runs and hides* anyway so she would invite me to fly to Miami with her and hang with her and her girlfriends, but dammit my fucking schedule at the time, I was busy flying all over the place hosting parties and performing and stuff so I missed out! UGHHHH! So it was like that on and off for a LONG time! Us always trying to meet up and schedules were always conflicting! I always told her myself that Imma steal her from kananananayeyeyeeyeyzzzzyzyzzyyy and she would always laugh and say “Girl witcha crazy ass self!” Mmmmmmm * heart Melts again* LMAO
Ok so fast forward to these pics. Since the loser stalkers leaked my number on the net, I change my number like once every month so nobody has my numbers. I do it all the time. It’s become a MANDATORY thing! so anyway I never gave Amber my new number cuz I just got lazy after getting a new number every month!!! So once I bumped into her again at Kitchen 24, i was like “ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhh weeeeeeeeeeeee there’s ma wifey yo!” LOL
So I went over to her table, and she was also wearing something white and matched my white costume from my earlier performance that night! Not sure if Miss Amber Rose Saw the old posts I made about her when my site first launched, where I was giving her tips on how to stay relevant, but hmmm….maybe she took my advice????? Because we chatted for a bit and she told me she now decided to move to LA so she lives here now! She is trying to pitch a new non-scripted reality show and I told her that I have one that’s arlready done so we most DEF gotta be on each other’s show, but even more importantly, we GOTTA BE ON EACH OTHER!!! Buahahhaaaha!
Anyway, Amber is a super down ass b***h and a real sweetheart, we swapped spit for a little bit until the paparazzi came inside and started taking pics of us, so then we had to play it like we were just chillen! Didn’t wanna get caught there! muahahaha! The minute the paps flashed pics, we stopped kissing…. UGHHHH ya see? Sometimes I like the paps, but for this particular situation, I HATE THE PAPS! COCK BLOCKING ME AND MY DREAM WIFEY MAKING OUT FOR THE FIRST TIME! GOD DAMMIT! So of course we stopped and that’s why I was laughing so much….well both of us laughing so much in the pics cuz we almost got popped making out…. but I’m fast so we stopped and just gave the paparazzi’s some nice “friendly” shots of her and i together like we were just kicking it……… but litttle do they know! muahahahahaha! Sorry Kananananaeyeyyayeeyyyyzzzzzeeeyyzy! But I stole ya girl! ahhhhh Don’t hate me! 808 Heartbeats or whatever! I dont know what that has to do with this blog post but i think I’m giving you some pub so that way you dont hate me ok, kanananananeeeezyzyzzzeeeeyzytyzyy?!” lol
Aight, ummmm.. oh yea so then here’s a pic where I was giving her my new number since I change it all the time! Then the next day, my dumbass missed out on my Wifey’s call because she wanted me to be her date to Drake’s/young Money concert, to which I was aslo invited to. I wasn’t planning on going since I was so tired, but DAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN if my ass wasn’t asleep I DEFINITELY woulda went with my Wifey Amber! She couldn’t get a hold of me on my phone cuz my dead ass was asleep! GRRRRRRRRRRR!
So of course I missed out…. BUT NEVER FEAR PEOPLE, Imma keep hollarin at my Boo Amber Rose! Cuz I was invited to the next bit red carpet event, the “MAXIM HOT 100? Annual red carpet party! So imma hit my wifey up to be my date for that event…….. Then Imma get her drunk, then Imma take her back to my crib, and ummmmm…………….. LOL…. That’s all Imma say! POW POW POW! 2 BADDEST BITCHES ON THE BLOCK TOGETHER? YUM! Can’t get no betta! POW! To be continued…………..
DISCLAIMER: AMBER ROSE AND I ARE JUST HOMIES! I ALWAYS JOKE AROUND WITH HER LIKE THIS CUZ SHE’S A REALLY DOWN ASS CHICK, BUT OF COURSE WE DIDN’T MAKE OUT! JUST A CUTE KISS ON THE CHEEKS LIKE HOW FRIENDS DO…. LOL BUT DAYAM…..CAN A GIRL JUST DREAM FOR A MOMENT THAT AMBER AND I MADE OUT???? LOL….. FINE KANNANANEEEYYZZZY! YOU WIN… I LOSE…. *HUGS* LOL LOVE YOU BOTH! MUAH!

Are you still alive? Ok More Stuff
So its a rumor that Kanye West and Amber Rose are over. We’ll see.

Beanie Sigel dissing Jay Z again. And We have video.

State Property Disses Jay Z Live on Stage?

More Lebron James/Delonte West rumors
Calvin Murphy went on ESPN Radio in Houston and dropped a bomb. He said that Delonte West and OTHERS were tapping LeBron’s moms. Son, Bron is gonna merk something! “My sources in the NBA tell me that it is absolutely true,” the Hall of Famer said. Now, he also said that other people are involved. He said, like I said in other rumors, that Lebron was basically the only person that DID NOT know. He said Delonte West can forget about playing in the NBA. He’s about to be BLACKBALLED. Lebron is now house hunting in Chicago. Dont do it.

Nicki Minaj sextape with two women is supposed to leak soon.
Fellas around the world are now flooding google searches.

Eminem and Justin Beiber hanging out

Diddy visited Lil Wayne in jail. I know he didnt visit Shyne. I wonder if he visited Black Rob?
I guess we’ll find out someday.

Eminem – Recovery

Lauryn Hill will headline the “Rock The Bells” tour this summer.

Ludacris vs A Bug

Im out for now,
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Whats good everybody???

Im stealing some internet to post this blog!!!! Shoutout to my twitter family.
Follow me @MarcusAlford

R.I.P Lena Horne – I know im late but I gotta make sure i say it.

Celtics will close this series out. Fuck Orlando Magic and Dwight “bumass” Howard. I aint want your autograph anyway.

Diddy And The Super Friends
Heres a look at Diddy possible super group that they are calling The Supreme Team
- Rick Ross
- Nicki Minaj
- Jay Electronica
- Red Cafe
- Fabolous
And Aasim????
Thats not fair. And there might be a Diddy, Rick Ross, and Nicki Minaj tour in the works. Not fair at all.

Sheek Louch signed to Def Jam

Chopper aka Young City & Kat Stacks Sex Tape? Why would you release such a terrible thing?

How would you feel if you were outsmarted by Young City? Or how do you feel that you a video recorded sex with him? Ladies, ill let yall think about that one.

Oh shit!!!!! Kat Stack’s mom is on the case.
Nobody insults baby stacks without momma stacks finding out

Alicia Keys Pregnant? Dear Lord No!!!!!!!!

Sorry fellas. Blame Swizzy.

Just Blaze and Alchemist

Damn Lil Wayne cant have an ipod in jail??? Thats messed up. Check this report.
Lil Wayne was caught with a charger and ear phones for an iPod or mp3 player during a search.
Lil Wayne has to face the music again – without his music.
Turns out, the rap mega-star was busted for “music contraband” – a charger and ear phones for an iPod or mp3 player.
“He was found in possession of a charger for an iPod or an MP3 player and unauthorized earphones,” said a source. The music player was not found but officials are still looking.
The “Lollipop” rapper, who is serving time on Rikers Island for a gun charge, was caught during a search at 8 a.m.
He’ll be charged with an infraction, the source said.
Correction investigators are trying to find out how Lil Wayne got the items.
Lil Wayne, aka Dwayne Carter, pleaded guilty in October after a semiautomatic pistol was found on his tour bus in 2007. He’s serving a one-year sentence.

Bow Wow trying to get a becky from a twitter chick and is willing to pay for it. Ladies enjoy.

Jae Millz angry again. This time he has a problem with Plies because he has a song called Leggo. He believe that he is the only person in the history to say that phrase. SHAME ON HIM!!!!! Go back to saying No No No. Dont worry Kat Stacks doesnt say that. Shoutout to J Griff!!!!!!! lmao “Jarvis at it again.”

Scores will give LeBron James free lapdances for life if he comes to NYC. But he will still play for the Knicks. Go to Jersey. (I rarely ever say that)

Roc Nation vs Roc-A-Fella
What side are you on?

Law & Order is coming to a close
What will Big O do now with Anthony Anderson being unemployed.
Moment Of Silence for Law & Order

Delonte West tapping Lebron’s momma IS TRUE. And, people in those circles have known it for some time. They simply didn’t include LeBron in on it so it wouldn’t upset him. Some people are saying this, even though we don’t know for certain. If Gloria James messed around with Delonte West, Cleveland could be fucked!!!!

Foxy Brown and Eve on tour together? Sounds like a good idea.

Queen Latifah and her possible girlfriend? Do ya thing.

Diplomats album on the way!!!! Im cool with that.
“Cam and Jim have definitely spoke, me and Jim have talked about putting everything together and putting the past behind us. At the end of the day, I’m willing to be a big person and put whatever I got to put to the side and if the fans want an album, we can do that.”

Snoop Dogg and Lindsay Lohan track on the way. One loves to smoke while the other loves to drink. I smell a new TV show!!!!! MTV or VH1, I want a check.

Nicki Minaj vs Foxy Brown
Battle Of The Summer (i guess) Who do you pick?

Lady Gaga fell. I laughed for hours and peed my pants alittle. Enjoy.

Flo-Rida cheated on Brandy. Shame!!!

This blog is hella long.

Dropping another one in a sec. BRB

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Due to some unfortunate and really really annoying occurrences, I’m wide awake at 2am. So I guess I should get caught up on Marcus Blog.

Throwback Of The Week – Bathgate “Fuck That”

- Congrats to Big Daddy Kane for getting married this month!!!

- Obie Trice is working on a new album. Hurray?? I’m still trying to watch this one all the way thru

- Lil Wayne is still in jail. Still doesnt stop him from getting sued because somebody believes he stole lollipop. Poor guy. Wait. No poor guy. He’s rich. Even if he settles, he is still rich. Asshole.

The Gucci Mane Portion of the blog
- Gucci Mane fired Wacka Flocka’s momma
- He closed down So Icey Entertainment
- He started 1017 Brick Squad Records Inc

And i’m done for now. More tomorrow. My eyes are getting heavy. Damn Gucci. lol.

Thanks for the love and support J
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